Don't leave it to my imagination!

Hello, this is a hookup app, isn't it? You're here for the same thing I'm here, correct? Well, your empty profile gives me no opening into our conversation other than this honest and humble confession:

I know absolutely nothing about you, yet here I am, propelled by an overwhelming urge to fill all my senses with you.

I find you extremely fuckable! Your look in the profile picture leaves no room for doubt:
you crave cock, you worship it! Your lips are zipped to keep your drool in, but your eyes can't hide your excitement: There will be cock! Your eyes alone arouse me extremely, and I want to share that excitement with you: Oh yes, there will be a lot of dick, *my* dick, in all your dick-addicted holes.

I want you to welcome me in this pose. I'll unzip my cock dripping with expectation right to your face, and you'll slowly, gently suck it in, your tongue caressing its gentle skin. I sigh and moan. Oooh, that tongue rubbing against my frenum...

You squeeze out all the welcome juice and roll it in your mouth, humming softly, eyes half shut. Then, with your nose stuck in my pelvis, you stick your tongue out. Its textured surface is sliding over my shaved ball sack and I can't stay quiet! UAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! I let out a thundering roar while you open your mouth like a python. Oh yes, you can have my cock AND my balls!

You love cock so much, why have only one? And what do you know, I have a gift for you! My buddy is quietly approaching you from behind. He puts his hands on your butt cheeks, spreads them apart, and slides his tongue in. You squeeze me harder in your mouth, and the vibrations from the grunting noises you make send me into a momentary blackout. You lift your ass up in encouragement, and my buddy pulls his rock-hard cock out. Oh yes, there will be a lot of dick, and *not just my* dick, in all your dick-craven holes. My buddy pushes his length into your drooling pussy, and you quickly turn into an animal, screaming continuously into the gag of my dick, its shaft squeezed so firmly between your tongue and palate it's as if your jaw cramped up. I bet you didn't know you could clench this hard!

Two dicks filling you from both ends at once: is a better first date even possible? Well, in fact... Hm, you know what? Let's leave something for the second date too.

Anyway, if I misread your expression by any chance and this isn't as enticing to you as it is to me, feel free to write about the shit you actually like in your profile.

Cheers!