Driving without pants on at the risk of someone seeing my miniature micropenis!

Measuring my super tiny dick

You got a dick, he got a dick, I got a lil peepee

My embarrassingly tiny lil peepee doesn't know that it's useless and pathetic and it eagerly bursts forth from the constrictions of panties looking for new worlds to conquer and all those fine ladies with that good good pussy! You sexy ladies might need to set him straight and put him in his place!