It’s that time of year when work on the farm gets busy, and I find myself looking for some good men to help me give my Lady the attention she needs.

And so, if you’re well-endowed, experienced and into group meets, intelligent enough not to start a conversation with ‘can I see a pic of your faces’ or have an album of yourself having a wank into a toilet (top tip: it’s not sexy for women, guys), and you live in Prague or near Vimperk (some people don’t seem to understand the concept of having two addresses), get in touch. I’ll be handling the initial communications as it seems that when my Lady is communicating, we literally just end up with a load of ‘wankers’ who suddenly disappear after a long chat and never message again.

Content free profiles or people that have posted one album of their ‘massive manhood’ 5 years ago, we’ll just ignore you so get ‘selfying’ and do us all a favour. If you’ve read this far and are not thinking ‘fucking foreigner, write in Czech’, and fulfill the above criteria, then, once again, get in touch 😊 . I’m much more fun than I sound, and she’s much naughtier than she looks (and she looks pretty naughty to me). 😊”