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When I moved to the East Coast for work, I because friend with this chick and eventually she started dating this dude. She invited me over to her house to meet him one night and when I walked in he looked at me like, “Bro you’re way too hot to be friends with her.” And… Zobrazit více
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When str8 guys wanna be bros
It’s never more than a few days before he “randomly” gets so horny he NEEDS to watch porn… sitting next to me.
Ladies if ur husband begs me to watch it with him and pulls his junk out, there’s only so much restraint one can endure in that situation. Don’t Dateline me for that shit Mama he started it 🤦🏼♂️
Ladies if ur husband begs me to watch it with him and pulls his junk out, there’s only so much restraint one can endure in that situation. Don’t Dateline me for that shit Mama he started it 🤦🏼♂️
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The Real Unicorns are Str8 1’s
My guy friends and coworkers are always so stoked to be bros, but it’s only ever a matter of days before they’re suggesting we watch porn together, then they flop it out and it’s all “bromance” from there. If you act masculine enough your homies WILL get gay… Just pretend it never happened after or they get weird.
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