Quotes About Sex
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“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” ― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen
“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ― Tom Robbins
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” ― Woody Allen
“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ― George Carlin
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ” ― Betty Friedan
“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.” ― Woody Allen
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” ― Barbara Bush
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.” ― Joan Rivers
“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.” ― Leonardo da Vinci
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
― Bill Clinton
